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Are you a man looking for a little bit of motivation? Are you the type of person who likes to start the day off with a funny quote or two? If so, you are not alone. Many people rely on quotes from famous people to give them hope, make them laugh, and so much more.
A word to the wise ain’t necessary – it’s the stupid ones that need the advice. – Bill Cosby
A day without sunshine is like, you know, night. – Steve Martin
Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company. – Mark Twain
I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade… And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party. – Ron White
Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry. – Bill Cosby
People often say that motivation doesn’t last. Well, neither does bathing – that’s why we recommend it daily. - Zig Ziglar
Too may people overvalue what they are not and undervalue what they are. – Malcolm Forbes
Everything that irritates us about others can lead us to an understanding of ourselves. – Carl Jung
It is amazing what you can accomplish if you do not care who gets the credit. – Harry Truman
Remember that everyone you meet is afraid of something, loves something, and has lost something. – H. Jackson Brown Jr.
The creation of a thousand forests is in one acorn. – Ralph Waldo Emerson
The price of anything is the amount of life you exchange for it. – Henry David Thoreau
We are what we repeatedly do. Excellence, therefore, is not an act but a habit. – Aristotle
As human beings, our greatness lies not so much in being able to remake the world — that is the myth of the atomic age — as in being able to remake ourselves. – Mahatma Gandhi
Quotes by Famous Professional Athletes
People ask me what I do in winter when there’s no baseball. I’ll tell you what I do. I stare out the window and wait for spring. – Rogers Hornsby
The fight is won or lost far away from witnesses − behind the lines, in the gym, and out there on the road, long before I dance under those lights. – Muhammad Ali
It’s not the size of the dog in the fight, but the size of the fight in the dog. - Archie Griffen.
Awards become corroded, friends gather no dust. – Jesse Owens.
I’ve missed more than 9,000 shots in my career. I’ve lost almost 300 games. Twenty-six times I’ve been trusted to take the game-winning shot and missed. I’ve failed over and over and over again in my life. And that is why I succeed. – Michael Jordan
Some people think football is a matter of life and death… I can assure them it is much more serious than that. – Bill Shankly.
To be the man, you have to beat the man! – Ric Flair
You miss 100 percent of the shots you don’t take. – Wayne Gretzky
It’s easy to have faith in yourself and have discipline when you’re a winner, when you’re number one. What you got to have is faith and discipline when you’re not a winner. – Vince Lombardi
Quotes about Women
Women now have choices. They can be married, not married, have a job, not have a job, be married with children, unmarried with children. Men have the same choice we’ve always had: work or prison. – Tim Allen
Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. – Jim Carrey
When you are courting a nice girl an hour seems like a second. When you sit on a red-hot cinder a second seems like an hour. That’s relativity. – Albert Einstein
Men are from Earth, women are from Earth. Deal with it. – George Carlin
Men learn to love the woman they are attracted to. Women learn to become attracted to the man they fall in love with. – Woody Allen
I would rather trust a woman’s instinct than a man’s reason. – Stanley Baldwin
There are two theories to arguing with a woman. Neither works. – Will Rogers
Some of these quotes will make you laugh. Some of these quotes may make you cry. But one thing will never change: it is quotes like these that will live on forever. If you are a guy, you can relate to these words in one way or the next.